I've long been amused by the glaring difference in the way that creative folks title and refer to their work, compared with other professionals. It's like plain and simple is anathema to us.

Whilst I’m almost sure I subconsciously decided what kind of man I'd marry when I was eight, it didn't in truth register as a decision until I overheard one of my aunts pouring her heart out to my mother about her latest romance-gone-wrong…